Monday, July 5, 2010

There is No WE in Team


New Rule:  You can no longer refer to a sports team as "we" or "us."  You don't play on the team.  You never did.  You didn't score the game-winning touchdown yesterday.  In fact, you haven't ever even cleaned the team bathrooms.  They don't give a shit about you.

[Shareholders of the Green Bay Packers are exempt]