Thursday, February 18, 2010

Kobe Bryant Loves Israel

According to Israel Today, Kobe Bryant met with Israeli Ambassador to the United States, Michael Oren and said:

"I'm a big fan of the State of Israel."

Now that Kobe is going to throw his hat into the political arena, we have a few questions for him:

Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of state-sponsored terrorism?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of extrajudicial killings?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of apartheid?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of creating the world's largest outdoor prison?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of stealing other people's land?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of denying millions their basic civil rights?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of indiscriminately killing civilians on a whim?
Mr. Bryant, are you a fan of murdering children by bullet shots to the head and chest?

Being a Lakers fan just became a whole lot of ugly.

5 comments:

  1. i just assume all these guys are fans of Dar al-Yahood and then when they are not I am pleasantly surprised

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  2. I'm sorry that Senor Kobe didn't provide any such pleasantries. Steve Nash may be your best bet: "shoot baskets, not people" prior to Iraq invasion of 03.

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  3. I think we should be asking you those questions, not Kobe.

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  4. I still don't believe it. I think this is Celtic brainwashing of the masses.

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  5. what are your thoughts on Tom Brady going rifle shooting with the IDF and Cav's coach Blatt supporting the war on gaza?

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