Now that this fact is established, you must understand the concept of a fast food emergency. The urgent and exigent need to consume as much greasy, fatty, artery-plugging fried food available quickly as possible. Or in the case of South Floridian Latreasa Goodman, McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Goodman went to her local Mickey D's, only to be denied the good stuff because all the other natives in her town had already gobbled them up. She paid for the nuggets but since there weren't any left, the employees tried to substitute some other angina-causing agent disguised as food. This evenutally prompted 3 calls to 911 and the following statement to the Fort Pierce, FL police:
"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one."I'm with her on this one. You should be able to pick your own poison. That is not Ronald McDonald's decision. This is a free country.
And if you're feeling sorry that BK is being ignored, don't. Jean Fortune of Boynton Beach, FL called 911 last month, telling dispatchers that he was "unhappy with his order", after being told by the cashier of a local Burger King that they were out of lemonade. Fortune has a solid point. How the hell do they expect him to wash down his Tripple Whopper with Cheese, 8-piece Crown-Shaped Chicken Tenders, and king-sized fries?
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